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"Screw or Swim"

Bill walks into a bar and sees Bob sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Bill says "Bob, what are you so happy for?"

"Well Bill, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Bill, tits out to here! She says 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Bill. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Bill, she couldn't swim!!"

The next day Bill walks into the bar and sees Bob sitting at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face. Bill says "What are you so happy about today Bob?"

"Well Bill... I gotta tell ya...Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde came up to me... tits out to here, Bill, tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Bill, way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Bill, she couldn't swim!!!!"

A couple days pass and Bill walks into the bar and sees Bob down there crying over a beer.

Bill says "Bob, what are you so sad for?"

"Well Bill, I gotta tell ya....Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me...tits WAY out to here, Bill, tits WAY out to here. She says 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Bill, way WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said 'Its either screw or swim!!' She pulled down her pants.... she had a dick, Bill!!! She had a great BIG dick!!! And Bill, I CAN'T SWIM...I CAN'T SWIM!!!"

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